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November 7, 2003

The Incumbent Local Exchange Carrier...

  • Better known as Bell Canada -- we've been in our house now for a couple of months, and when we moved in, we decided that since we had the option to go with a different telephone company for local service, we'd give them a try. In our area, both Bell Canada, and Futureway Communications (now FCI Broadband) provide local telephone service. Futureway offers much the same services Bell Canada does, except that they are slightly cheaper, and offer free extended local calling. This means that where Oakville and Mississauga are usually long distance from Richmond Hill, with Futureway, they're free.

  • Just after we moved in, our phone line started to do some strange
    things -- it was full of static, it would hang up sporadically, and
    when dialing digits on the phone, only some of them would actually be
    transmitted. When we called Futureway, they said that they noticed a
    problem, our line card at the central office was faulty, and it would
    require up to 24 hours to fix. We chuckled and thought, "great, no
    phone service for 24 hours". Sure enough, they'd fixed it within 24
    hours.

  • More recently, we've been considering going back to Bell, they
    offer a capped long distance service which Futureway doesn't, and I've
    never heard of a line card burning out in Bell equipment, though I'm
    sure it probably does happen. Additionally, if we want DSL service on
    our phone line through Futureway, we can only get Futureway
    provided-DSL service, which is expensive, and probably works as well
    as their phone lines do.

  • With many lifetime's experience in delivering and provisioning
    phone service, you expect at least better than average service with
    Bell -- something that I regret even imagining now.

  • So after arranging to have a Bell phone line setup, and asking
    Bell to transfer our same phone number back from Futureway (it was
    originally a Bell phone number anyways, before we moved to our new
    home), Bell took the relevant information, and started the ball
    rolling. A few days later, I got a call saying that the transfer
    could not take place because I had not provided the correct address to
    them, and Futureway had refused to release the phone number. When I
    called back, they had somehow managed to schedule a move of our
    phoneline from 25 Stacey (our old address) to our new address.
    Nevermind that Futureway doesn't provide service in our old
    neighbourhood. So the installation date got pushed back another 10
    days, because that's how long it takes for Futureway (or any other
    local service provider) to release a phone number. The customer
    service representative also insisted that I be home when the line was
    going to be connected even though the technician was doing no inside
    wiring, since the technician would need to ground the telephone line
    inside the house.

  • Appointment booked for November 5th, morning, between 8AM and
    12PM.

  • Last week, after booking the 6th off work, I arranged with Bell to
    have them come on the 6th instead of the 5th. The morning of the 6th
    rolls around, and no Bell technician. At 10:30, I called, and they
    said that the technician is on his way, and our house would probably
    be his next stop. If I don't hear from him by 1:00PM, call 611.

  • 1:30PM rolls around, and I get a phone call, "Just checking to
    make sure your line is working". I figure that Bell wants to make
    sure that the old number is actually active before transferring it.

  • 2:30PM rolls around, and still no Bell truck. Futureway line is
    still active. I call Bell again, and the lady has no idea what I'm
    talking about. Am I sure Futureway provides access in my area? Am I
    sure that Bell can provide access in my area? Do I know that it takes
    10 days for the line to be released?

  • I'm thinking, do you work there? Or were you just passing by?

  • After half an hour on hold, she comes back and says, a technician
    was there, but wasn't able to complete the job, and is going to be
    coming back. I tell her that it was supposed to be a morning
    appointment, and I took the whole day off work for Bell to come and
    install the line. She tries to sell me Sympatico High-Speed. ;)

  • 5:30PM rolls around, and again, I'm calling Bell. Where and when
    is our new phone line going to be connected? The lady tells me that
    it's already active, and that the job is done. I insisted that no,
    it's not done, and she asks how I know that. So I explain to her that
    there are two physically seperate phone lines coming into the house,
    one from Futureway, and one from Bell. The Bell line isn't connected
    to anything physically inside the house, so obviously I'm not using a
    Bell phoneline, and my Futureway line is still active, because I'm
    talking to her on it.

  • Then it dawns on me that the technician that was supposed to come
    out to the house instead called the phone number that was assigned to
    the line, and figured that since I answered, I must have my line
    installed, and there's no need for him to come out. So he marks the
    work order as done, and never bothers to even come to the house.
    Little does he know, that the number is still on Futureway's network.

  • Embarrassingly, the CSR transfers me to repair. An absolutely
    horrifying experience, with a lady who was probably on her last day of
    employment with Bell, and could care less whether my phone line was
    working or not... She acknowledged that it was Bell's fault, but said
    that there was nothing they could do about it until the next business
    day. I explained, once again, that I had taken the whole day off work
    for this, and that they screwed up, and should send someone out
    immediately to fix it. She asked what time I'd be home tomorrow and
    what type of appointment would be good. I said again that I was not
    going to take another day off work to wait for them, and that as I'd
    found out today, the technician doesn't need to do *any* inside
    wiring, so I didn't even need to be home in the first place! So the
    lady tells me that of course I need to be home, because the technician
    needs in the house. After explaining that the technician is just
    bringing the phone line to the demaracation jack outside the house,
    the lady says, "Oh! Is that all he's doing? Then no, you don't need
    to be home.". And you'd think they'd know, since they're the service
    provider.

  • So it's "today" now, and I just received a call from Bell (at
    10:45AM) telling me that it doesn't seem like there are any phones
    attached to my phone line -- and that there may be a need to send a
    technician out to the house. Kudos to the employee who noticed that
    problem.

  • On an aside, life in the new house is pretty great. Greenpark sent
    their service guy out to the house yesterday as well, and he spent the
    better part of the day fixing various cosmetic, and some not so cosmetic
    issues that we had inside the house. Very nice guy, very nice work,
    very nice service. Makes us feel a lot better about Greenpark.

November 13, 2003

"Door Weasels"

  • I commute daily, mostly on the Go train these days, with the occasional subway ride thrown in for good measure (or when I miss the last Go train). One thing that I've learnt to deal with is the crazy crowds everywhere you go enroute to the office.
  • First, it starts off on the platform at the train station. You've got the people who start to line up where they think the door of the train will stop when the train arrives. So people continue to line up behind them. Then you get the people who are so innovative, that instead of continuing the line, they start a new line up, right beside the original one. Before you know it, there are people everywhere. And when the train arrives, it's a safe bet that the doors aren't all that close to where the line started, so everyone just makes a dash for the doors. Mostly civilized, but of course, there are those who believe that they deserve to push and shove their way to a seat.
  • When the train gets to it's final stop, and it's time to get off, there are people coming from upstairs on the train, merging with the people downstairs to get off the train. It's funny to watch as most people don't make eye contact and refuse to merge -- they pretend not to have seen you. Mind you, there are some very nice people who let you go (this has happened quite a bit lately).
  • When you get home, and it's time to find your way out of the parking lot, once again, there are numerous lanes of merging traffic. Not surprisingly, people drive like they walk. But the funniest thing is when someone refuses to let you in, ends up getting stuck *right in front of your car*, and then won't make eye contact, or look in your direction. Frankly, I'd be embarrassed too if I couldn't spare the extra 10 seconds it's going to cost me to let people in.
  • But the absolute worst of all -- the thing that makes me wonder where the face-punching-Union-Station-man is, is when people slither through open doors, knowing full well there are people behind them, and don't even make an attempt to hold the door. Even worse is when people are moving so slowly that they just barely make it through the door, and you've got to fully open it to follow them through.
  • And people like that always seem to be oblivious! I followed a lady today who did this through 4 consecutive doorways. Not even once did she attempt to hold/stop the door from closing.
  • I rode the train home and thought, there has to be a term for people like that. I'm not sure what it is, but I've decided to make one up. ;)

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